After the 2012 provincial election many Albertans were
astounded that the PCs were re elected. Many were left asking how anyone could
support a corrupt organization.
Here's the parody that describes what exactly happened:
If you start with a cage containing five monkeys and inside the cage, hang a
banana on a string from the top and then you place a set of stairs under the
banana, before long a monkey will go to the stairs and climb toward the
banana.
As soon as he touches the stairs, you spray all the other monkeys with cold
water.
After a while another monkey makes an attempt with same result all the other
monkeys are sprayed with cold water. Pretty soon when another monkey tries to
climb the stairs, the other monkeys will try to prevent it.
Now, put the cold water away.
Remove one monkey from the cage and replace it with a new one. The new monkey
sees the banana and attempts to climb the stairs. To his shock, all of the
other monkeys beat the crap out of him. After another attempt and attack, he
knows that if he tries to climb the stairs he will be assaulted.
Next, remove another of the original five monkeys, replacing it with a new one.
The newcomer goes to the stairs and is attacked. The previous newcomer will
take part in the punishment because he is now part of the
"team".
Then, replace a third original monkey with a new one, followed by the fourth,
then the fifth. Every time the newest monkey takes to the stairs he is
attacked.
Now, the monkeys that are beating him up have no idea why they were not
permitted to climb the stairs. Neither do they know why they are participating
in the beating of the newest monkey.
Finally, having replaced all of the original monkeys, none of the remaining
monkeys will have ever been sprayed with cold water. Nevertheless, not one of
the monkeys will try to climb the stairway for the banana.
Why, you ask? Because in their minds, that is the way it has always been!
This is the mindset that returned the Alberta PCs to power.
The moral of this story is.....
ALL of the monkeys need to be replaced at the same time.

























